More Childish Jokes
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—What do you get when a bunch of sheep hang out in a circle?
—Shepherd’s pi.
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—What do you call a metric cookie?
—A gram cracker.
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—What state has the most math teachers?
—Math-achusetts.
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—What does a hungry math teacher like to eat?
—A square meal.
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—What is the mathematician’s favorite season?
—Sum-mer.
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—What adds, subtracts, multiplies, divides, and bumps into light bulbs?
—A moth-ematician.
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—What tools do you use for math?
—Multi-pliers.
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—Why didn’t the quarter roll down the hill with the nickel?
—Because it had more cents!
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—Which snakes are good at math?
—Adders.
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—What is the butterfly’s favorite subject in school?
—Moth-ematics.
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Leo B.:
Adders cannot live in an area without trees, because they need logs to multiply.
16 September 2023, 6:52 pm